Totally Frenched Out

From the blogger formerly known as Samdebretagne

Monday, October 21, 2013

English weekend strikes again

Scene: Saturday night, as we are getting dressed before heading out to a birthday party.

C: I really like your hole.
Me: ?!?!?
C, pointing: Your HOLE.
Me, wheels turning:  Ohhhhh, you mean my owl (necklace).
C: Yeah, that's what I said.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWAH-HA-HAAAAAA! I think this might be the best one yet. You could write a book, seriously.

October 21, 2013 at 5:43 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Yeah, Alain has problems with this too. "Put your harms over your 'ead"

October 21, 2013 at 6:48 PM  
Blogger Mallory said...

Hahahaha! I agree, this one is the best!

October 22, 2013 at 3:03 AM  
Blogger The Paris Chronicles said...

Did I already mention Phil's calling them my "hashbrowns" instead of my eyebrows? If not, there you are.

October 22, 2013 at 9:37 AM  
Blogger Sara Louise said...

HA HA HA HA!!! Oh THANK YOU! THANK YOU! That is hysterical!!!

October 22, 2013 at 11:14 AM  
Blogger Edna said...

haha aww I can totally see him saying "yeah, that's what I said"!

October 22, 2013 at 8:17 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's my husband and son's favorite pass time to hear me mispronounce words in English and play with my brain. :)

November 20, 2013 at 6:26 PM  

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