Life with a colorblind man
Me: Do you know where the GPS is?
C: I think it's in my brown bag in the back.
Me: ?? Your brown bag (thinking he was talking about his backpack) is at your feet...
C: No, I'm talking about my army bag.
Me: Your army bag is green.
C: No it's not, it's brown.
Me: Um, sorry dear, it's green.
C: How did I not know that??
(ten minutes later)
C: Wait, what color is my backpack then???
C: What?? But I've had it for like five years now.
Me: What color did you think it was?
C: You know, like a "light" black.
C: Wait, are you lying to me?
C: Seriously, what color is it??
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