Totally Frenched Out

From the blogger formerly known as Samdebretagne

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Absolutely hiLARious......

at least when you're in a champagne+jacuzzi-induced happy place.

I saw this on someone else's blog the other day and just about died laughing. You type '"your name + needs" into Google and then you post whatever comes up.

So let's see what I need. In order of appearance (though I did leave out all the "needs" that referenced Uncle Sam and/or any small animals named Samantha, lol), we have:

Samantha needs to take a leak pretty bad apparently. Actually not too far from the truth.

Samantha needs to look at her own style before making judgments on others. Not this Samantha anyways - I can barely dress myself, let alone judge other people's clothing choices....

Samantha needs just a little getting used to. A vérifier, but probably not too far from the truth....

Samantha needs frequent transfusions.... OF RHUMRHUMS!!! yes please.

Samantha needs a good home. More true than the person who wrote this could ever know. Though I have a feeling that the Samantha they are referring to just may be a dog.

Samantha needs sex to make her life tick. *AHEM* No comment, there are parents reading this blog.

Samantha needs help. Umm??? With what exactly??

Samantha needs a coffee, if you are going to Starbucks now. (Rhino75, this one's for you). But actually I'm more of a Chai Tea Latte kind of girl. But hey, beggars can't be choosers, right?

Samantha needs to study up on the language. Which one? French or Finnish? (Or maybe both...)

Samantha needs to leave Lindsay and MARRY ME. Hmm, maybe swinging the other way would solve my problems....the rhumrhums bartender does seem to have a thing for me....and that would solve my rhumrhum transfusion problem....

Samantha needs a shower. Considering that I probably smell like duck poo after today's customer visit, this is probably not too far from the truth. (Hopefully rhumrhum girl does not mind eau de duck poo).

Samantha needs 3 turns or 66 more slayer points in order to reach the next level. I don't really know what this is referring to, but I'm putting it in for Ms. Kyliemac because of the slayer reference AND because the url had the word "zombie" in it.

Samantha needs healing vibes!!! Yes. Yes I do. I would really like to go skiing this weekend, and definitely could use healing vibes for my back. Send them my way. ALL OF THEM. This means you. Yes, you reading this right now. Go on, what are you waiting for??

Samantha needs some pixie thoughts. Not really sure what this is, but if they go along with the healing vibes, I'm all for it.

Last but not least: Samantha needs to get some rest now. This one hits the nail on the head - going from working 2 hour days to 14hr days takes some getting used to.

And on that note, bonne nuit !



Blogger MISS YURI said...

i am sending you those good back vibes!!!! have fun this weekend!

February 27, 2009 at 10:39 AM  
Blogger kylie said...

does it shock you at all that i TOTALLY know what the slayer reference is to? and, speaking of which, i should go check on my own slayer...

February 27, 2009 at 12:53 PM  
Blogger Frogmae said...

OMG! I tried this one but it was "you name + is", and that was very funny!!

According to your game here on of the rare sentences I found with my name: "Maeva needs holidays and a cuddly toy boy, now !"

How do they know????


February 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM  

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